Wouldn’t you know it? The very second I swear not to buy any more shoes (my closet is now officially ridiculous), I discover Remix shoes, the shoemaker who crafts new shoes out of old, classic patterns. With sensible, non-ankle-snapping wedge heels!

The open-toed sling wedge with removeable bow in grass green!

Do you think maybe if I sold ten, twenty of my current hardly-to-never worn shoes, I could afford a stylish mary-jane in bright red? A pleated toe wedge sandal in soft gold? And a V-strap sandal in avocado? God damn it?