And now, here, a one-sided excerpt from an IM conversation with Jill (wherein we also spoke of Fluevog’s erratic sizing strategies; banana cellphone holders; the pending cancelation of my new favorite show Related (no more lusty coveting of Anne Sorelli’s glorious red leather bag, sulk!); short-strap bags v. long-strap bags; my depressing(ly great!) meal of Lean Cuisine’s three-cheese pasta plus chocolate pudding from the container (gobbled last night in a frantic frenzy while trying to make my deadline for this week’s DH recap); the stuffed horse head that has Marco all fired up; and some movie called Married to It, which I’m still not convinced really exists):

me: i so want THIS though:
me: inflatable deer head!
me: but … where would I put that?
me: but … WHO CARES?
me: over the bed maybe?
me: where “maybe”=“duh”!