I did it! I said I was going to post every single day for three months, and look at me, I posted every single day for three months, including weekends! And really, if I can do that, I can do ANYTHING. Except remember to bring my keys with me (yes I locked myself out of the house last week, yes again). Also it appears that no matter how much I squint and quadruple-check, I will never, ever give up my habit of mistakenly buying horrible, non-fat versions of things that very much need to be fattened, such as chocolate pudding and half and half. Non-fat half and half? That should be covered in radioactive orange scull-and-crossbones warnings. In fact, they need to store it in an entirely different section, somewhere far, far away from the dairy aisle. And it needs a new name, like Sad and Sad. Or The Lesser Half.

It wasn’t super easy, this daily posting schedule — I found myself staring at a blank, blank screen at more than one 3am — but I did fall into a pleasant kind of rut, one that I’m very much planning to continue into the new year. Only not this week. And not next week. Because I am taking the rest of December off to focus 130% on some hard-core holiday extended remix family time (wish Marco luck!). I might manage to get to a typing machine here and there, so you could see a few surprise posts (that ought to keep them clicking!), but I won’t return with any earnestness until Baby New Year is well spanked and diapered.

Until then: thanks so much for reading my site! Happy Christmas! Merry New Year! And a glorious Boxing Day to you all!