Here is a genius product brainstorm that I just had: How about a little face sticker that features zit-zapping salve on the sticky side, and then on the side that faces the world you get something fancy — a sparkly star or shamrock or big thumbs-up sign? So whenever you have a big, nasty, throbbing soul-sucker of a zit (as I do now, right here in the middle of my left cheek, the worst!), you transform it into a blinding decorative element. Because when zits like these strike, no amount of concealer or artfully placed hand gestures are going to cover that thing up. So why not embrace it? Go ahead and gild that lily!