Perhaps you have seen this commercial for the Zimmer Gender Knee, “The knee women are talking about.(TM)” And there I was, thinking that all the whispers, winks, and sighs were inspired by MY knee! Such a blow. Though I’m still pretty sure my sprightly esophagus is the reason for all the anonymous flowers and honks in the street I’ve been getting. (And oh how I want a “The esophagus women are talking about.(TM)” tee!)