So this morning, at the very dark, cold hour of 6:30am, I was interviewed live on Michigan’s Mix106 Morning Madhouse radio show. After about six minutes of fun chit-chattery, we said our goodbyes, but I stayed tuned because I’d just heard one of the DJs promise that Crazy Train was queuing up. But before Ozzy got a chance to ozz, they did a little more talking about my Sleep book, specifically what excellent bathroom reading they thought it would make because the descriptions of each pose are all so short and sweet, a person could make it through two or three in one “sitting”…or even more, if he or she had “just had chili.” Which…is actually totally true.

I’m now thinking that the book needs to be outfitted with a starburst sticker that reads: “Enjoy 3 bite-sized pose descriptions per sitting, or more if you just had chili!”