Want to see some samples of my writing for the 'Soft? Well, here's a smattering (all re-printed here thanks to permission from Martha, my awesome and liberatingly simpatico editor at MSN).
evany does dolly
[articulating my amazement over the whole "YOU'RE paying ME to WRITE?" thing]
Won't you be my neighbor?
[an amazing example of beating 'round the bush to get to the point]
[like these? good, 'cause I've got 145 more of them]