nothing but the tooth · Monday, Dec. 28, 2009
happy, happy, joy, joy! · Friday, Dec. 25, 2009
made in the shade...or the dark, even · Thursday, Dec. 24, 2009
relationship roulette · Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2009
fine dining · Saturday, Dec. 5, 2009
pump it up · Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009
having a ball · Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2009
on the job · Monday, Nov. 30, 2009
back in the saddle again · Sunday, Nov. 29, 2009
placenta-da! · Saturday, Nov. 28, 2009
babies are so selfish · Friday, Nov. 27, 2009
thanksgiving moment · Thursday, Nov. 26, 2009
thanksgiving eve · Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009
growing concern · Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009
the halfway mark · Monday, Nov. 23, 2009
I'm not sure, either · Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009
backstage at the tonight show! · Saturday, Nov. 21, 2009
unexpected side effects of baby-having #462: hair ache, hair loss, hair nests · Friday, Nov. 20, 2009
bitter disappointment · Thursday, Nov. 19, 2009
check it out! · Wednesday, Nov. 18, 2009
pieces of me · Tuesday, Nov. 17, 2009
mercurial poisoning · Monday, Nov. 16, 2009
unwanted guests · Sunday, Nov. 15, 2009
a piece of pie on a cake-festooned plate! · Saturday, Nov. 14, 2009
bad reacting · Friday, Nov. 13, 2009
are you ready for desi's clothes up? · Thursday, Nov. 12, 2009
unexpected side effects of baby-having #167: irrational hatred of inanimate objects · Wednesday, Nov. 11, 2009
subconsciousness raising · Tuesday, Nov. 10, 2009
regrets, I have a few · Monday, Nov. 9, 2009
horses of courses · Sunday, Nov. 8, 2009
the annie and eric show · Friday, Nov. 6, 2009
wonder bump · Friday, Nov. 6, 2009
love letter to a cloth diaper · Thursday, Nov. 5, 2009
local food movement · Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2009
group therapy · Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2009
thumbs down · Monday, Nov. 2, 2009
when I was your age · Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009
flying headlong into a spitstorm · Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009
three months and counting · Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009
shit talking · Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2009
abroad where a broad should be broad · Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009
tales from the crib · Tuesday, Oct. 6, 2009
introducing desmond thomas baroz! · Wednesday, Aug. 5, 2009
death around every corner · Monday, Jun. 22, 2009
a race against time · Friday, Jun. 19, 2009
alls I know · Monday, Jun. 15, 2009
the kindness of strangers · Friday, Jun. 12, 2009
Every. Single. Day. · Saturday, Mar. 28, 2009
knock, knock · Friday, Mar. 27, 2009
valentine's nay · Saturday, Feb. 14, 2009
it's back · Friday, Feb. 13, 2009
white like me · Wednesday, Feb. 4, 2009
real life · Tuesday, Feb. 3, 2009
sundance machine! · Monday, Jan. 19, 2009
rear view · Wednesday, Dec. 24, 2008
the risks of riskiness · Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2008
getting in to character · Monday, Dec. 8, 2008
crashing into adulthood · Tuesday, Dec. 2, 2008
television plan · Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008
she cried mo, mo, MO! · Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008
sometimes I worry · Thursday, Aug. 28, 2008
I knew it! · Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2008
naan combatant · Friday, Aug. 22, 2008
cafe platitude · Monday, Aug. 18, 2008
domino's delivers · Monday, Aug. 11, 2008
breathe, breathe in the hair · Friday, Aug. 8, 2008
oh, baby · Tuesday, Aug. 5, 2008
what not to wear, the reunion episode · Monday, Aug. 4, 2008
one is silver, the other gold: part done! · Thursday, Jul. 31, 2008
letterman gets savaged! · Sunday, Jul. 27, 2008
one is silver, the other gold: part two · Thursday, Jul. 24, 2008
one is silver, the other gold: part one · Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2008
let your chest do the endorsing (was: "barack you like a hurricane") · Thursday, Jul. 10, 2008
simple bra necessities · Monday, Jul. 7, 2008
how the turtle got its grump · Thursday, Jul. 3, 2008
spare change thought · Sunday, Jun. 29, 2008
welcoming you into the fold · Friday, Jun. 27, 2008
thunder, lightning · Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008
q.e.d. · Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2008
I say it's my birthday · Thursday, Jun. 19, 2008
today's oral fixation · Tuesday, May. 27, 2008
bedside anthropology · Thursday, May. 22, 2008
camino for real! · Tuesday, May. 20, 2008
three yays for ebay! · Monday, May. 19, 2008
a sad daisy chain of events · Friday, May. 16, 2008
a future bright with new shoes, clean teeth, and gentle rocking! · Wednesday, May. 14, 2008
I brake for white russians · Monday, May. 12, 2008
childhood rememories to magnet onto the refrigerator of your soul! · Sunday, May. 11, 2008
heartstrings · Tuesday, May. 6, 2008
one happy, sorry, wistful sunday morning · Sunday, May. 4, 2008
a little sartorialost · Friday, May. 2, 2008
an early morning of updates and invention · Thursday, May. 1, 2008
what was I inking? · Saturday, Apr. 26, 2008
sometimes marco makes me mad · Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2008
litteral frame of mind · Sunday, Apr. 20, 2008
one old-drunk-lady-proof bottle · Saturday, Apr. 19, 2008
what's growing on? · Thursday, Apr. 17, 2008
a rainbow of credenza · Tuesday, Apr. 15, 2008
a perfect match · Monday, Apr. 14, 2008
bedside table talk · Saturday, Apr. 12, 2008
I'm not sure I want what Idol's giving back? · Friday, Apr. 11, 2008
note from me to me: achieve something, stat! · Friday, Apr. 11, 2008
a good clip · Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008
kungfu-grip hand models: get your smudgy resumes here! · Wednesday, Apr. 9, 2008
a $10 dream · Tuesday, Apr. 8, 2008
did he stay on the bus? forget about us? · Sunday, Apr. 6, 2008
some evany rules to live by · Thursday, Apr. 3, 2008
bird bath! · Tuesday, Apr. 1, 2008
love handle · Friday, Mar. 28, 2008
the true price of free · Thursday, Mar. 27, 2008
tamac attack! · Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2008
magic marco · Tuesday, Mar. 25, 2008
the international language of sleep! · Wednesday, Mar. 19, 2008
bon voyage, pug boat · Sunday, Mar. 16, 2008
the pug boat has landed! · Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008
a new case for the bloodhound gang · Thursday, Mar. 6, 2008
I could just gobble them up! · Tuesday, Mar. 4, 2008
run of the mill crazy · Monday, Mar. 3, 2008
my life as a mutual of omaha commercial · Sunday, Mar. 2, 2008
here we o! · Saturday, Mar. 1, 2008
he knows we have animals, right? · Friday, Dec. 21, 2007
trash talk · Thursday, Dec. 20, 2007
heigh ho, silver, away · Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007
I'm right here! · Monday, Oct. 1, 2007
scenes from a mall · Wednesday, May. 23, 2007
and you were there, and you, and you! · Saturday, Apr. 28, 2007
links, photos, and a splendid cause · Thursday, Apr. 19, 2007
thumb-typing at you from the oakland airport · Friday, Apr. 6, 2007
the cream of some hyundai · Thursday, Apr. 5, 2007
a month of phat tuesdays! · Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007
the great go-between caper! · Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007
two days in the life · Sunday, Mar. 18, 2007
pop art · Friday, Mar. 9, 2007
refrigeratorrings! · Thursday, Mar. 8, 2007
big news in fashion · Wednesday, Mar. 7, 2007
a bootyful day · Tuesday, Mar. 6, 2007
cookies on demand · Monday, Mar. 5, 2007
chili con awesome · Thursday, Mar. 1, 2007
pigstar vs. mongoose! · Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007
bring the noise pop! (thursday) · Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2007
best tagline going · Monday, Feb. 26, 2007
my new favorite thing: my very own sutro tower painting! · Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007
in which I give you hell · Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007
a breathless story about a small series of events · Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007
from baby to benatards · Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007
scene from los angeles · Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007
benatards tonight! · Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007
a twice-chewed beaverwood v-day · Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007
so self-help me, god · Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2007
cupcakes, champagnes, sleep readings · Tuesday, Feb. 6, 2007
ghost riders · Sunday, Feb. 4, 2007
skin ranting for dollars! · Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007
some current events · Friday, Feb. 2, 2007
the bitter unfairness of food · Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007
shut in · Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007
from the late-night directTV channel guide · Monday, Jan. 22, 2007
meanwhere and elsewhile · Thursday, Jan. 18, 2007
another big idea · Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007
pumpkin sigh · Monday, Jan. 15, 2007
if I only had a brain · Friday, Jan. 12, 2007
as I always suspected · Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007
it's alive, sort of · Tuesday, Jan. 9, 2007
still, still, still sicko · Monday, Jan. 8, 2007
boy wonder · Friday, Jan. 5, 2007
sicko! · Thursday, Jan. 4, 2007
a great chance to do a small something · Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2007
flying high, now · Monday, Jan. 1, 2007
writing rutting season ends (temporarily) · Monday, Dec. 18, 2006
barbapapa can you hear me? · Monday, Dec. 18, 2006
ho, ho, noooo · Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006
marbles kills a tree · Saturday, Dec. 16, 2006
literally speaking · Friday, Dec. 15, 2006
do I sound like a musical robot? · Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006
chop, chop · Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006
leslie · Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006
just my lucky bun day · Sunday, Dec. 10, 2006
party all the time · Sunday, Dec. 10, 2006
nothing but the tooth · Saturday, Dec. 9, 2006
another hangover, another book sighting, another burning want · Friday, Dec. 8, 2006
having a ball · Thursday, Dec. 7, 2006
sip-sliding reminder! · Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2006
sleeping around · Tuesday, Dec. 5, 2006
oh my friends are all such gifts of giftedness! · Monday, Dec. 4, 2006
the great flapping sound of dollars soaring out of my wallet · Sunday, Dec. 3, 2006
going to put a recap in your ass · Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006
are my plugs showing? · Friday, Dec. 1, 2006
an etsy let's see · Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006
lost posts and the disappointment of numbers · Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006
just like baby smiles and double rainbows · Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006
heady thoughts · Monday, Nov. 27, 2006
madonna and friends · Sunday, Nov. 26, 2006
sacks and balls (another recap) · Saturday, Nov. 25, 2006
when is your birthday, again? · Friday, Nov. 24, 2006
all stuffed up · Thursday, Nov. 23, 2006
chestnuts and leather animals · Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006
loving made with love by hannah · Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006
the unexpected sweetness hidden inside terrible events · Monday, Nov. 20, 2006
THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS! · Sunday, Nov. 19, 2006
again, again, again? · Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006
more for the wishlist · Friday, Nov. 17, 2006
won't somebody else please be my neighbor? · Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006
the pig and the squirrel · Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006
ebay all the way · Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2006
the three evanys · Monday, Nov. 13, 2006
o yay! · Sunday, Nov. 12, 2006
still totally desperate · Saturday, Nov. 11, 2006
tummies moving in and out · Friday, Nov. 10, 2006
the feel-great movie of the year · Thursday, Nov. 9, 2006
unexpectedly unexpected · Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2006
pain in the astrology · Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2006
(k)nots landing · Monday, Nov. 6, 2006
a vagina dialogue · Sunday, Nov. 5, 2006
more desperate times · Saturday, Nov. 4, 2006
the song "talk, talk" by the band "talk, talk" on the album "talk, talk" · Friday, Nov. 3, 2006
hair we go again · Thursday, Nov. 2, 2006
nablopomo in motion · Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2006
a halloween who's who · Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006
a book, an article, a monologue, and a hoodie · Monday, Oct. 30, 2006
kentucky fried creepy · Sunday, Oct. 29, 2006
drunken dispatch · Friday, Oct. 27, 2006
the technorati twostep · Friday, Oct. 27, 2006
life made me this way · Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz · Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2006
iced wheee! · Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006
this town, is coming like a ghost town · Monday, Oct. 23, 2006
Say my name! · Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006
link roundup · Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006
dispatch from the frozen food aisle · Friday, Oct. 20, 2006
please leave my grandmother's pumpkin out of this · Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006
fight, fight, fight · Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006
my life as a cartoon · Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006
do I look flat in this? · Monday, Oct. 16, 2006
another reading down · Sunday, Oct. 15, 2006
it works! · Saturday, Oct. 14, 2006
reading reminder · Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006
the new vernacular of bible thumping · Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006
brain thoughts · Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006
watch that smile slowly fade: a tip about toothpaste · Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006
whirlwind show and tell · Monday, Oct. 9, 2006
jay mcyay! · Sunday, Oct. 8, 2006
yoyos and chili and deer! · Saturday, Oct. 7, 2006
a cutting-edge food thing · Friday, Oct. 6, 2006
the art of the self-reflexive icon · Thursday, Oct. 5, 2006
lingo lingoing lingone · Tuesday, Oct. 3, 2006
a world gone wrong · Tuesday, Oct. 3, 2006
neverending story · Monday, Oct. 2, 2006
desperately typing · Sunday, Oct. 1, 2006
guys like you, mickey · Saturday, Sep. 30, 2006
heartbelt idea · Friday, Sep. 29, 2006
dispatch from crab island · Thursday, Sep. 28, 2006
how I learned to stop worrying and love the blog · Wednesday, Sep. 27, 2006
crazy kids · Tuesday, Sep. 26, 2006
an inspiration point · Monday, Sep. 25, 2006
the secret lives of mall security · Sunday, Sep. 24, 2006
punforgivable · Saturday, Sep. 23, 2006
go to sleep · Friday, Sep. 22, 2006
ode to marco (with a rebel yell) · Thursday, Sep. 21, 2006
groan woman · Wednesday, Sep. 20, 2006
my eyes are full of hearts for julia sweeney · Tuesday, Sep. 19, 2006
a threat and a promise · Monday, Sep. 18, 2006
pam on it! · Monday, Sep. 18, 2006
plans for thursday nite? · Wednesday, Sep. 6, 2006
excited to the corps! · Tuesday, Sep. 5, 2006
bumbershoot to KILL · Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006
piggy on a cone · Monday, Aug. 28, 2006
sign my podcast? · Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006
as promised: a mailbox obsession · Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006
rise and shine · Friday, Aug. 18, 2006
a random sampling · Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006
choke collars, shh-ing, and other tails · Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006
happy friendings · Friday, Jul. 28, 2006
playboy oh boy · Wednesday, Jul. 26, 2006
oh los angeles, you devil · Thursday, Jul. 20, 2006
chocolate misunderstandings and other apologies · Saturday, Jul. 15, 2006
robot greetings and more bra rah-rah · Friday, Jul. 14, 2006
holy kuow · Thursday, Jul. 13, 2006
some new theories · Wednesday, Jul. 12, 2006
evany thomas: now available in seattle and portland! · Tuesday, Jul. 11, 2006
nyc2, joan sweat, shitbeans · Monday, Jul. 10, 2006
whiskey paul! · Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006
up next! · Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006
sleep and ice tour, leg one · Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006
come cup my bottom in person! · Tuesday, May. 30, 2006
going in for the jill · Monday, May. 29, 2006
hey, honeycomb · Wednesday, May. 17, 2006
rewind and fast-forward · Friday, May. 12, 2006
a dog, a cat, and other signs of life · Wednesday, May. 10, 2006
about how, about how, about how! · Tuesday, May. 9, 2006
not the buzz of excitement · Thursday, May. 4, 2006
ode to a robe · Wednesday, May. 3, 2006
move! · Tuesday, May. 2, 2006
slos on gma · Sunday, Apr. 23, 2006
notes to self · Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006
the key to inside my crazy · Tuesday, Apr. 18, 2006
the sleep test: now working! · Friday, Apr. 14, 2006
numo uno best diet! · Wednesday, Apr. 12, 2006
sleep book a go! · Tuesday, Apr. 11, 2006
small thoughts about a small site · Monday, Apr. 10, 2006
not so hot spot heists · Saturday, Apr. 8, 2006
modern fairytales · Friday, Apr. 7, 2006
wheeeee! · Thursday, Apr. 6, 2006
my friends are awesome · Wednesday, Apr. 5, 2006
cats, thriller, and the rock · Monday, Apr. 3, 2006
a (roman) link and a plea · Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006
note to self: take egg off speed dial · Thursday, Mar. 9, 2006
looking forward to looking back · Monday, Mar. 6, 2006
small miracles · Monday, Feb. 27, 2006
inflatable deer head (I WANT!) · Saturday, Feb. 25, 2006
sex secrets of your bed! · Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006
ugbeautiful · Saturday, Feb. 4, 2006
my boyfriend the pot-head, etc. · Monday, Jan. 23, 2006
epilating for dollars · Sunday, Jan. 22, 2006
hm! · Monday, Dec. 5, 2005
good things · Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005
perfect bag two, electric boog-a-deux · Tuesday, Nov. 1, 2005
american dreaming · Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005
just one reisen · Friday, Oct. 21, 2005
sniglets! · Tuesday, Oct. 4, 2005
perfect bag update! · Monday, Sep. 19, 2005
laid (off) in full! again! · Wednesday, Sep. 14, 2005
shoe enough! · Thursday, Sep. 8, 2005
my endless summer · Tuesday, Sep. 6, 2005
celine dion! · Sunday, Sep. 4, 2005
my sexy, sexy commute · Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005
san francisco moments · Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005
crazy-train corporate suburbia + yosemite · Thursday, Aug. 4, 2005
excerpt from the moment 4:20 · Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005
everybody has a good time · Monday, Jul. 18, 2005
chocktails! · Friday, Jul. 15, 2005
face woes and other desperations · Sunday, May. 22, 2005
thank you cindy from hawaii! · Thursday, May. 5, 2005
grumpy · Monday, Apr. 25, 2005
brain game imitates life! · Wednesday, Apr. 20, 2005
blundering and ranting · Saturday, Apr. 16, 2005
busy, busy, busy · Sunday, Apr. 10, 2005
comedy, pote, ong-bak, laptop cozy · Saturday, Mar. 26, 2005
toilet statues, bunions, disarmed · Thursday, Mar. 24, 2005
reading, rocking, and a pending parental dinner · Saturday, Feb. 26, 2005
nice things warming up on deck · Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005
you're the man now, dog · Sunday, Feb. 20, 2005
dear drunk man · Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005
smell the love · Monday, Feb. 14, 2005
announcements, links, pics · Friday, Feb. 11, 2005
more baggressive behavior · Tuesday, Feb. 8, 2005
urine business · Friday, Feb. 4, 2005
bag me! · Sunday, Jan. 23, 2005
laundry etiquette, drug wishlists, re-pants · Friday, Jan. 21, 2005
tamponed spirits + six thousand nested analogies · Monday, Jan. 17, 2005
eno (eYES!), hiking, and sausage · Monday, Dec. 6, 2004
cold and cake-crabby · Friday, Dec. 3, 2004
the lights of my life · Wednesday, Dec. 1, 2004
toasting the quails · Thursday, Sep. 30, 2004
a clear sangria night · Monday, Sep. 27, 2004
pixies! backstage! · Friday, Sep. 24, 2004
pre-teen models, rhinestones, and other things I missed · Thursday, Sep. 23, 2004
how much more black could it be? · Wednesday, Sep. 22, 2004
adam + julia, oh my god · Tuesday, Sep. 21, 2004
back to work · Monday, Sep. 20, 2004
end of a road trip, nyc, westward ho · Thursday, Sep. 9, 2004
day 11: hard to sayre · Saturday, Sep. 4, 2004
day 9: cake, art, and spider tower · Friday, Sep. 3, 2004
day 10: oh, hi! oh. · Friday, Sep. 3, 2004
day 8: speeding, eating, belting · Thursday, Sep. 2, 2004
day 7: corn palace, pizza ogre, luck · Wednesday, Sep. 1, 2004
day 6: did that badlands touch you? · Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2004
day 5: where, when, how, and wyoming · Monday, Aug. 30, 2004
day 4: hill and back · Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004
day 3: a beehive state of mind · Saturday, Aug. 28, 2004
day 2: salt lick city · Friday, Aug. 27, 2004
day 1: sand in the place where I live · Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004
roadtrip begins! · Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004
a garden state of mind · Friday, Aug. 20, 2004
chic chico · Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004
blue mooning · Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004
happy-birthday-leisa pie · Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004
links, finds, and activities · Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004
bow wow wowed · Sunday, Aug. 8, 2004
s'mores and wows and billy joel · Friday, Aug. 6, 2004
she's got to halve it · Tuesday, Aug. 3, 2004
better off redding · Monday, Aug. 2, 2004
unemployment update · Sunday, Aug. 1, 2004
ode to a bathroom · Friday, Jul. 30, 2004
run to bourne · Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004
mighty yosemite · Monday, Jul. 26, 2004
jill diaries and an adieu · Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004
enimas, eye patches, feel-better pills · Sunday, Jul. 18, 2004
chihuahua brothers and princess cake · Saturday, Jul. 17, 2004
diet, vet, moral perversion · Friday, Jul. 16, 2004
so un-school! · Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004
double chocolate, double fun · Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004
the fourth, a cold, shrinkage · Monday, Jul. 12, 2004
patton, presents, and a small fire · Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004
mixing drinks, switching pills · Friday, Jun. 4, 2004
rice pudding, pubic waxing, and 700-dollar shoes · Tuesday, Jun. 1, 2004
more thoughts from nyc · Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004
new york, administered orally · Monday, Apr. 26, 2004
pyt in nyc! · Friday, Apr. 23, 2004
snack asses, scrubbables, and an exambush! · Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004
midterms and eyelash perms · Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004
pill poisoning · Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004
loose change · Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004
highs and lows of unemployment dining · Thursday, Mar. 4, 2004
crazy talk, crazy times · Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004
resume building · Friday, Feb. 27, 2004
beginnings and endings, and drinks · Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004
getting laid ... off! · Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004
doings and goings · Monday, Feb. 9, 2004
wouldn't it be awesome ... · Thursday, Feb. 5, 2004
buy-buy now · Wednesday, Feb. 4, 2004
hug it up · Monday, Feb. 2, 2004
aww, peanut · Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004
whirlwindy weekend · Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2004
stoned cold pilling · Friday, Jan. 23, 2004
helpy friends, brownies · Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004
stirruptured funnybone! · Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004
4 pounds: found? · Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004
sanity-questioning sights, sounds · Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004
so close · Friday, Jan. 9, 2004
quick pics (nye, xmas, nups) · Thursday, Jan. 8, 2004
secret games, gollum's brother, dirty mangos · Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2004
christmas in san diego, again · Thursday, Dec. 25, 2003
the winter dance (blurry pics + dress details) · Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003
keep an eye out · Monday, Dec. 15, 2003
heard, saw, dropped · Thursday, Dec. 11, 2003
horsies, words, and sleep deprivation · Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2003
love and tender patches · Tuesday, Dec. 9, 2003
the weighting game · Tuesday, Dec. 2, 2003
so sew! · Monday, Dec. 1, 2003
my boring brain, some ways to go crazy, and a yay · Friday, Nov. 21, 2003
maribel, pokersavvy, and the bother · Monday, Nov. 17, 2003
why I've never had a three-way, by evany thomas · Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003
biting boots and spinning skirts · Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003
7-foot scooter squirrel, 15 fine-ass cookies, 2 halloween pics · Friday, Nov. 7, 2003
don't tell mommy · Thursday, Nov. 6, 2003
presents! · Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2003
hair irony · Monday, Nov. 3, 2003
drunk and savaged · Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003
pot o'clock and looking forward · Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003
mistake lunch special · Monday, Oct. 27, 2003
peaches shakes my tree · Monday, Oct. 27, 2003
more sweating weather · Friday, Oct. 24, 2003
online dating, plus strange writing self-critique detour · Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003
cupcake weather and elliott smith · Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003
words and colors and a question · Friday, Oct. 17, 2003
all bottled up · Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003
a biggie small idea · Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2003
open letter to the class of '88 · Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003
california polls, miette open · Monday, Oct. 6, 2003
confections of perfection · Tuesday, Sep. 30, 2003
a burning bitch · Sunday, Sep. 28, 2003
boring list of complaints (archetypal journal entry!) · Saturday, Sep. 27, 2003
system check · Friday, Sep. 26, 2003
age-earned rules to live by (partial list) · Thursday, Sep. 25, 2003
kupcakes and kills · Wednesday, Sep. 24, 2003
sniffs and yosemite and lost in translation · Monday, Sep. 22, 2003
nharcolepsy and irony · Saturday, Sep. 13, 2003
dispatch from a moment (pretentious yet brief) · Saturday, Sep. 13, 2003
los angeles do-over · Friday, Sep. 12, 2003
write on! · Saturday, Sep. 6, 2003
toilet talk · Wednesday, Sep. 3, 2003
zoom, zoom, zoom! · Tuesday, Sep. 2, 2003
tomorrow, today · Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003
dance, dance, dance · Friday, Aug. 29, 2003
more conversations with a cloud · Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003
bus crazies! · Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2003
theories on heartache: a frolicking romp! · Friday, Aug. 15, 2003
barfing in LA · Friday, Aug. 15, 2003
bands, quarters, cake · Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003
busy friends and 80s nostalgia · Monday, Jul. 21, 2003
a purse so cute, the world seems right again · Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003
douglas coupland and al green, segways and drum corps · Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003
Hollywood Shiticide · Friday, Jun. 27, 2003
achy ass and chapped face, plus bugs · Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003
happy birthday! · Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003
core samples from planet evany · Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
movies, mosquitos, building the brand · Tuesday, Jun. 3, 2003
total outsider cake · Monday, Jun. 2, 2003
hot prom action (with pics!) · Thursday, May. 29, 2003
jill gets her PhD and I ... am kind of tall · Tuesday, May. 20, 2003
pimp walks, iron pills, a squirrely top, and a sparkly smile · Saturday, May. 3, 2003
home! · Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2003
appendix hijinx · Friday, Apr. 18, 2003
chokers wild! · Tuesday, Apr. 8, 2003
conversation with a cloud · Thursday, Apr. 3, 2003
elsewhile and meanwhere · Thursday, Apr. 3, 2003
dirty digits and titty treats · Monday, Mar. 31, 2003
thanks for the warning! · Friday, Mar. 28, 2003
and repeat · Monday, Mar. 24, 2003
getting unreal · Tuesday, Mar. 18, 2003
pinchy koala monkeys · Monday, Mar. 17, 2003
pubic knowledge · Friday, Mar. 14, 2003
hand massage, balloon sex, and other craftiness · Thursday, Mar. 6, 2003
salmon and ladybugs · Friday, Feb. 28, 2003
groggy, groggy! · Tuesday, Feb. 25, 2003
busy, like a beaver! · Friday, Feb. 14, 2003
hot dog action · Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2003
six year anniversary at the lex · Saturday, Feb. 1, 2003
walking tall · Wednesday, Jan. 29, 2003
shoes, booze, and getting tired · Monday, Jan. 27, 2003
bleeding for peace · Monday, Jan. 20, 2003
maid in manhattan cleans up! · Friday, Jan. 17, 2003
with a little luck, you too can be on the radio · Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2003
burnt dark meat and breast milk · Friday, Jan. 10, 2003
the glass is half full ... half full of urine · Tuesday, Jan. 7, 2003
princess and the peeping watch · Tuesday, Jan. 7, 2003
high-resolution new year · Saturday, Jan. 4, 2003
a red, red christmas · Tuesday, Dec. 24, 2002
pepper and multimedia ned · Friday, Dec. 13, 2002
just choking · Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2002
nutty hooker mixups! · Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2002
XY life, PDQ · Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2002
drinking and typing do not mix! · Thursday, Nov. 21, 2002
one puffy peeper · Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2002
fire in my apartment building · Tuesday, Nov. 12, 2002
eating the vote, rocking the cake · Wednesday, Nov. 6, 2002
not the braun, not the brains either · Friday, Nov. 1, 2002
happy halloween! · Friday, Nov. 1, 2002
the tattoo that keeps on giving · Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2002
layoffs · Wednesday, Oct. 23, 2002
I call this piece "uncle sam francisco, why are you crying?" · Tuesday, Oct. 22, 2002
the period piece · Friday, Oct. 18, 2002
and, and, and · Monday, Oct. 14, 2002
new bra, new dye job, new lease on life? · Thursday, Oct. 10, 2002
journalcon, chewbacca meat, and way too many links · Wednesday, Oct. 9, 2002
folsom street fair, stripping, invisible dogs · Thursday, Oct. 3, 2002
sanctioned touching · Monday, Sep. 30, 2002
hollywood squares, debolts, signman signs off · Thursday, Sep. 26, 2002
marbles the cat! · Thursday, Sep. 26, 2002
sick! · Wednesday, Sep. 25, 2002
iron-poor blood, lots of digressions, ROCK · Sunday, Sep. 22, 2002
milk, people moving, and the theatre · Tuesday, Sep. 17, 2002
light reading: the dumbest girl in the world reflects on 9/11 · Friday, Sep. 13, 2002
mekons, waycross, cake · Thursday, Sep. 12, 2002
just my luck · Tuesday, Sep. 10, 2002
registration woes, kant, and dengue fever · Tuesday, Sep. 3, 2002
a good bad thing · Thursday, Aug. 29, 2002
beholden to camper van beethoven · Wednesday, Aug. 28, 2002
if you're happy and you know it + jaws · Tuesday, Aug. 27, 2002
missed connections, cornelius, comebacks · Monday, Aug. 26, 2002
the eagle has landed ... some fine little ladies! · Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2002
do i ever! · Tuesday, Aug. 20, 2002
zeitgeist, blue crush, brittany murphy · Monday, Aug. 19, 2002
l.a. story (long version ... with hot pics) · Sunday, Aug. 18, 2002
l.a. story (short version) · Thursday, Aug. 15, 2002
some small thoughts about big things · Wednesday, Aug. 7, 2002
anna (nicole smith) and the king · Monday, Aug. 5, 2002
mosquito nights and head, footie, mitten cages · Sunday, Aug. 4, 2002
open/shut letter to the ultra pearls people · Saturday, Aug. 3, 2002
gymprisonment and other really great ideas · Friday, Aug. 2, 2002
sonya the pet psychic! · Wednesday, Jul. 31, 2002
kahlua milkshakes and bunny noses · Tuesday, Jul. 30, 2002
topless and glassesless on bart · Monday, Jul. 29, 2002
pick me ups · Friday, Apr. 19, 2002
dreamy! · Friday, Mar. 29, 2002
a dynamite magazine-style bummer · Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2001
cowboy birds and hippy birds · Monday, Dec. 17, 2001
a bitch, a wolf, and two monkeys · Monday, Jun. 18, 2001
all fired up · Sunday, Apr. 22, 2001
taking the cake · Monday, Apr. 9, 2001
slice of life · Sunday, Apr. 1, 2001
bj and the bear · Sunday, Mar. 25, 2001
how could i leave this behind? · Saturday, Mar. 24, 2001
i'm sweat on you! · Thursday, Mar. 22, 2001
are you talking to me? · Tuesday, Mar. 20, 2001
full-service garage · Monday, Mar. 19, 2001
saint patrick's day round-up · Sunday, Mar. 18, 2001
1995 to 2001 entries have all been edited into my history.
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