a vagina dialogue

Sunday, nov. 5, 2006   |   0 comments

Scene from a dog park:

Evany: Why is Piggy’s vagina so front and center? You can’t even see Birdy’s.
Caroleen: Well, Birdy has more hair around those parts.
Evany: It makes me kind of sad for her. She has to sit right on that thing. That poor, bare acorn, right on the dusty gravel.
Caroleen: I think that [vagina setup] might actually be a boxer thing.
Evany: Maybe that’s what people mean when they say they can “see the boxer” in her?
Caroleen: You should say them, “Oh, you mean her vagina?”
Evany: Ha, ha! “Um, please stop looking at my dog’s vagina.”
Caroleen: Ha, ha!
Evany: “Her body’s whippet, but as you can see her vagina is all boxer.”