enimas, eye patches, feel-better pills

Sunday, jul. 18, 2004   |   0 comments

I know the comedy of search terminology has faded, but still: in the last hour, people have found this site searching google for “wearing an eye patch,” “enimas at home,” and “feel better pill.” If only those three searches could get together, that would be some pig of a party … enimas, eye patches, and feel-better pills, oh yay! All the shit thumbs and breast-milk ice creamers will be so glad of the company.

Meanwhile: After months of calling and pestering and tracking down medical records, Blue Cross finally approved my application, which means my health care has gone from a Cobra-crazy $360 a month (!) to just $90. More cute scarves for Evany Thomas! Scarves and teeth cleanings.

And finally: After gleefully punning for eLUXURY for over two months now (much to their chagrin, I’m sure, but it makes me so very happy), I’ve accumulated some real favorites, including “indulge your violet tendencies in this electric pink pump,” “it’s easy to see yourself in Versace’s mirror-finish stiletto,” and “Dior fixes the flat with signature hardware and criss-cross straps.” Haha! This week’s pundeniable winner? A newsletter headline reading “Bodies in Lotion” (regarding the fanciest of moisturizers). Hahaha!