more desperate times

Saturday, nov. 4, 2006   |   0 comments

The latest Desperate Housewives recap is now live. Highlights include:

“Down at the club. Gary, Jackie, Orson, Bree, and Bree’s cleavage are having dinner. (When they said Marcia Cross is pregnant with twins, I didn’t know they were speaking metaphorically.)”

“Carlos, looking as though he’s been ridden hard and put away bleeding, sits on the side of the bed, all glums.”

“Note to Teri Hatcher: the scene, I believe, calls for ‘inebriation,’ not ‘dental emergency Novocaine face.’”

For those of you charting my progress at home, perhaps on your bedroom whiteboard, this week was a major step back in “Project Under 8 Hours”: this recap rang in at 6,987 words and a disappointing eleven hours. Lame, Thomas. So lame.