pick me ups

Thursday, apr. 18, 2002   |   0 comments

Liz and I just came up with a new pickup line, “Hey, have you seen the ceiling in my apartment?”

Much better than my, “Bottoms up … literally!”

But still not quite as good as old classics “Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition” and “Is that a fox on your shoulder or am I seeing double?”