pinchy koala monkeys

Monday, mar. 17, 2003   |   0 comments

I was fiddling my way through an hour-strong conference call today when I found two of those pinchy koala monkey things, the likes of which you probably haven’t seen since eighth grade, when they were most commonly found clinging to the bottom of certain girls’ braids, or on the straps of their overalls. (Don’t sound so surprised! Remember, I work in a WACKY MULTIMEDIA OFFICE, which is the ideal breeding ground for pinchy animal toys.)

Anyway, so now I’m sitting here, listening to Yarbrough and Peoples doing “Don’t Stop the Music” with a koala monkey clipped to each side of my headset. I can see myself in the reflection of my monitor, and let me tell you, boy do I look nuts.

That’s how thin the margin really is: I’m just two pinchy koalas away from crazy. In fact, I think only one would do it.