still totally desperate

Saturday, nov. 11, 2006   |   0 comments

Yet another Housewives recap:

Shot Through The Heart, And Everyone’s To Blame
It’s a Bon Jovial good time in Fairview this week, when Jackie from Roseanne — deranged by a six-year diet and news that husband Harve(Gar)y gives love a bad name (a bad name) — takes an entire grocery store hostage. Lynette gets shot and lives, Snora gets shot and dies, Susan gets to use a bullhorn, and everyone feels wildly guilty about something.

This week’s wordcount: 8331
Hours of typing: 11 (ugh)
Coffee consumed: two cups (possibly 3, or 4)
Beers: two