the new vernacular of bible thumping

Thursday, oct. 12, 2006   |   0 comments

A man on the street, very dapperly togged (a three-piece suit, silk tie, hat) and holding a lovingly assembled sign (very Russian constructivist) about Jesus and sin and hellfire. “Sex in marriage only!” he yells, as expected. “Between a virgin man and a virgin woman!” Right, sure, okay. But then: “No sloppy seconds!” No: sloppy seconds? Sloppy seconds. Sloppy seconds!