The Secret Language of Sleep:
A Couple's Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions

the springloader pose
Springloader Traits and Tendencies Fundamental to The Springloader pose is a couple's ability to find new uses for familiar items. Springloaders apply this versatility to every aspect of their lives. They turn stereo speakers into clocks and reinvent tube-scarves as laptop cozies. They also like to come up with their own terms for everyday phenomena: for example, “to seal” is to absentmindedly allow something unpleasant to play on the radio or television.
Comfort Zone The Springloader is a Wood Sleeper pose. Another Wood pose you might enjoy? Pillow Talk, Pillow Listen.
A Note about Taking Turns The key to making The Springloader work for the long term is to take special care with the rotation of the pose. From night to night, Springloaders must trade off playing the roles of Load and Spring, and all sides of the bed are up for grabs.

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