Welcome to Evany Thomas! I live and word in the Bay Area, can play a drinking straw like a penny whistle, and once walked around with a detonated appendix for 5 long, strange days. I'm also a sleeping pose expert.
And that's not all!
I love, love this: Apparently a naked PETA protester jumped onto the runway at a recent Valentino show, and? “The fashion crowd, ever blase, simply noted, ‘Wow, no cellulite!’”