Saturday, mar. 15, 2008 | 0 comments
This one is nothing but hot, freehand Sharpie action. I've made three of these so far, and it takes about an hour to sketch in the image with a thin Sharpie (I used a drawing from my indispensable Visual Dictionary as a guide for my eyeballs), beef it up with a thick Sharpie, then go back in with the thin Sharpie to clean up the edges. And by the end of it, boy do I feel floaty, what with all that pen huffing.
The loveseatee is actually three items in one. Not only is this an excellent excuse for inhaling stimulants, and a fine complement to anything from jeans to hotpants, but it's also a prop for a really effective pickup line. When you wear this shirt, people will inevitably say, "Wait, what is that, like a couch?" And here's what YOU say: "No. It's a love seat. Why, you looking for some place to park that fine ass?"
Of course, if you look hard enough, you'll also find a small pair of panties located on the lower right corner of the backside of this tee: