the secret lives of mall security

Sunday, sep. 24, 2006   |   0 comments

Walking through the parking lot at the mall, we see two security guys frantically busying themselves with something mysterious on the ground — a crime scene? As we get a little closer, we spot two more mall cops, and they’re hovering over the first two guys, illuminating their work with flashlights. A security vehicle is parked behind them at an urgently hasty angle, its lights flashing. Really curious now, we crane for a better look. And there, on the cement floor of the parking garage, is a scattering of … paperclips.

What, we wonder, would they have done if it had been binder clips?