going to put a recap in your ass

Saturday, dec. 2, 2006   |   0 comments

My last Desperate Housewives recap of 2006 is now alive, and there won’t be another episode to recap until sometime in January, hallelujah, joy to the world, and jingle all the way! It’s a very special holiday episode, so I decided to celebrate with references to both herpes and crabs:

“Next Susan finds an ‘ADMISSIONS FOR COMMITTED PATIENTS’ form, dated 1981. And the reason for commitment is listed as ‘Psychological Depression,’ which just sounds so, so made up. I mean, isn’t the ‘psychological’ part implied on a mental patient’s commitment form? That’s like a general practitioner diagnosing you with ‘Physiological Herpes’ or whatever. So, so dumb. FYI: Orson’s birthday is listed as June 28, 1964, which makes him a Cancer. Really? Because all his persnickety cleaning habits totally stink of Virgo. And oh my god I’ve just fallen down a long, deep well of obsessiveness. It’s so dark in here! And I’m so cold.”

“Happy New Year, all you lovely Desperate fans! May the presents under your tree be exactly what you hoped they would be (versus, say, crabs, which no one wants down there, no not at all, especially not at Christmastime).”

Also inside: applied usage of two of my favorite manufactured terms, Bershon and P-Touched, plus a link to this photo!

THE TALLY
Word count: 7013
Hours: 9.5 (but it should have taken 12, I totally ran out of time, a yucky feeling, ugh)
Beers: yes
Coffees: oh yes!